Can't Hide The Truth

A man is sitting in his armchair when his wife comes up behind him and hits him over the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he exclaims.

"I found a note in your trousers saying 'Gloria, 3:00 pm.'"

The husband quickly explains, "Gloria is the name of a horse that was running at 3:00 pm and I did not want to forget."

The wife apologizes and they make up.

A few days later, he is sitting there again when she comes and hits him with an even bigger frying pan and knocks him out cold.  When he comes round he exclaims, "What was that for?"

She replies, "Your horse just called."

- Craig A. Smith, Sermon Illustrations For An Asian Audience (OMF Literature, Inc, 2004)